1. Smh@u trippn but lmaoo@ lookin around 2 see if any1 saw it
2. Smh@when ur n some kinda public or even professional settn that requires u to turn ur phone on silent...and 3mins afta they say do that....someones phone rings
3. Lmao@u lockin the keys n ur car ...smh@it being any more than once in a month
4. Smh@u wavin at someone who u THOUGHT was wavin at u...but lmao@the person they are wavin at being behind u...and u could've been a actor the way u played it off
5. No wait smh@u callin sendn ur txt to the wrong person...lmaoo@ur reaction as u realize wha u juss did...and its always to that person u REALLY don't wanna talk to
6. No wait lmao@u steppn n a wet spot while ur n ur socks....might as well call ya socks spongebob cuz they have never been so absorbant
7. No wait smh@u for wakin up late for something important....but lmaooo@u jumpn outa ya sleep like a madman and can get dress and out the door n 5mins...when it usually takes a hour
8. Smh@u being the only 1 n ur group that 4get ur ID when yall go out somewhere...but lmao@them thinkn of ways to leave ya ass behind
9. No wait smh@u for tryna 2 hurt someone...lmao@u endn up hurtn urself
10. Smh@u thinkn u could make it to ur destination wit that lil bitty gas u got left n the car.....lmao@ u runnin outa gas
11. Smh@ur keys always bein n some stupid ass place when ur n a hurry to leave....ur pisstivity levels soar
12. smh@u being bout to go out...and u drink so much before u leave....lmao@u being too drunk to even go anymore
13. no wait smh@ u gettn caught n the rain...and u try 2 avoid the big puddles....but it turns out there are none...that "small" puddle u tried to step n but lmaoo@ it turnin out 2 b a fuckn lagoon u step in...now ya damn leg is soaked
14. No wait lmao@ any1 who utters the words "wha the hell happen to u?".....this question is never followed by a story wit a happy ending
15. Smh@u trippn while goin up the stairs....its always dramatic isn't it?
16. Lmao@u accidently bumpin someones car....smh@ u proceeding 2 look around..and slowly speed the hell off
17. Smh@ur grown ass not being able 2 swim...but lmao@u doin the doggie paddle thinkn that ur really not that bad at swimming
18. Smh@some1 havin something on ya face..the wholleee time....but lmao@them tryna get it when u point it out.....they are always waaayyyy off from where u told em it was at...follow directions!
19. Smh@ur lil son/daughter/neice/nephew/cousin epically fallin....but lmao@them epically fallin (afta u see they are ok)...kids are such great fallers
20. Lmao@u trippn over somethin..but smh..when u trip over the same thing twice.....deja vu
21. Smh@girls who can't do a pushup...but lmao@them tryin
22. Smh@girls burnin themselves wit a curlin/flat iron....but lmaoo@the aftermath.....then the words come "wha the hell happen to u?"
23. Smh@people telln u how a movie ended...and u didn't even ask them!
24. Smh@u being scared of something dumb like clowns....or bridges....but lmaoo@ur reaction when u see one......get some grownup fears!
25. Smh@racism...but lmaoo@sterotypes....funny but true!
26. Smh@u showin some1 something u can do real good....but lmaoo@u never gettn it right on the first try ..then they give u that look..like r u serious
27. Smh@u goin to a barber or some1 who does ur hair..that is not ur regular person(cuz they were out that day and u need it done real quick) but they fuck it up soo bad....lmao@the results of that fuckup
28. Smh@u goin out wit that friend who isn't cute at all...but standn next to her makes u look even betta.....but lmao cuz its funny and noticeable
29. Smh@u leavin the shower on 10mins b4 u get n...but lmaooo@all the water is on the floor cuz u didn't realize the way the shower was aimin
30. Smh@u cuttn someone off n traffic...lmaoo@u tryna avoid eye contact wit them when they get a chance 2 pass u again....u lookn everywhere else but @ them
*bonus*.....smh@u havin a convo wit someone u dont even kno.....but lmaoo@u not realizin they were on a bluetooth headset..and u THOUGHT u was havin a convo wit them
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Friday, June 12, 2009
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