1. Smh@u trippn but lmaoo@ lookin around 2 see if any1 saw it
2. Smh@when ur n some kinda public or even professional settn that requires u to turn ur phone on silent...and 3mins afta they say do that....someones phone rings
3. Lmao@u lockin the keys n ur car ...smh@it being any more than once in a month
4. Smh@u wavin at someone who u THOUGHT was wavin at u...but lmao@the person they are wavin at being behind u...and u could've been a actor the way u played it off
5. No wait smh@u callin sendn ur txt to the wrong person...lmaoo@ur reaction as u realize wha u juss did...and its always to that person u REALLY don't wanna talk to
6. No wait lmao@u steppn n a wet spot while ur n ur socks....might as well call ya socks spongebob cuz they have never been so absorbant
7. No wait smh@u for wakin up late for something important....but lmaooo@u jumpn outa ya sleep like a madman and can get dress and out the door n 5mins...when it usually takes a hour
8. Smh@u being the only 1 n ur group that 4get ur ID when yall go out somewhere...but lmao@them thinkn of ways to leave ya ass behind
9. No wait smh@u for tryna 2 hurt someone...lmao@u endn up hurtn urself
10. Smh@u thinkn u could make it to ur destination wit that lil bitty gas u got left n the car.....lmao@ u runnin outa gas
11. Smh@ur keys always bein n some stupid ass place when ur n a hurry to leave....ur pisstivity levels soar
12. smh@u being bout to go out...and u drink so much before u leave....lmao@u being too drunk to even go anymore
13. no wait smh@ u gettn caught n the rain...and u try 2 avoid the big puddles....but it turns out there are none...that "small" puddle u tried to step n but lmaoo@ it turnin out 2 b a fuckn lagoon u step in...now ya damn leg is soaked
14. No wait lmao@ any1 who utters the words "wha the hell happen to u?".....this question is never followed by a story wit a happy ending
15. Smh@u trippn while goin up the stairs....its always dramatic isn't it?
16. Lmao@u accidently bumpin someones car....smh@ u proceeding 2 look around..and slowly speed the hell off
17. Smh@ur grown ass not being able 2 swim...but lmao@u doin the doggie paddle thinkn that ur really not that bad at swimming
18. Smh@some1 havin something on ya face..the wholleee time....but lmao@them tryna get it when u point it out.....they are always waaayyyy off from where u told em it was at...follow directions!
19. Smh@ur lil son/daughter/neice/nephew/cousin epically fallin....but lmao@them epically fallin (afta u see they are ok)...kids are such great fallers
20. Lmao@u trippn over somethin..but smh..when u trip over the same thing twice.....deja vu
21. Smh@girls who can't do a pushup...but lmao@them tryin
22. Smh@girls burnin themselves wit a curlin/flat iron....but lmaoo@the aftermath.....then the words come "wha the hell happen to u?"
23. Smh@people telln u how a movie ended...and u didn't even ask them!
24. Smh@u being scared of something dumb like clowns....or bridges....but lmaoo@ur reaction when u see one......get some grownup fears!
25. Smh@racism...but lmaoo@sterotypes....funny but true!
26. Smh@u showin some1 something u can do real good....but lmaoo@u never gettn it right on the first try ..then they give u that look..like r u serious
27. Smh@u goin to a barber or some1 who does ur hair..that is not ur regular person(cuz they were out that day and u need it done real quick) but they fuck it up soo bad....lmao@the results of that fuckup
28. Smh@u goin out wit that friend who isn't cute at all...but standn next to her makes u look even betta.....but lmao cuz its funny and noticeable
29. Smh@u leavin the shower on 10mins b4 u get n...but lmaooo@all the water is on the floor cuz u didn't realize the way the shower was aimin
30. Smh@u cuttn someone off n traffic...lmaoo@u tryna avoid eye contact wit them when they get a chance 2 pass u again....u lookn everywhere else but @ them
*bonus*.....smh@u havin a convo wit someone u dont even kno.....but lmaoo@u not realizin they were on a bluetooth headset..and u THOUGHT u was havin a convo wit them
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lmbunzo!!! 7: had a final @ 8 &got up 9:03, was sittin in class 9:15...24: HRBT, combo of my fav fears, bridge in middle of deep water and tunnel that can spring a leak...26:lol,they get the quick side-eye
i know when yall be thinkin about this shyt yall be crackin the fuck up at the results.... Cause this shyt be too funny Sam and mysterious females friend lls
LOL....why are stereotypes mostly true though?!
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