COLLABO: plz join us in our social observation series lol...Volume One: Why Do They Do That? the following apply to not all, but most ;)
1. Why do white people take their precious time crossing the street?...enjoying the breeze, reflecting on life and what not.
2. Why do white people have the worst road rage?...with ammo ready if necessary.
3. Why do white people, well, the chicks, love dancing freaky with each other at the club?...and they be straight chicks too!...tried to get me once, kinda scary.
4. Why do white people find it perfectly ok to talk 0.5 inches in front of your face?...and they totally don't mind having coffee and/or garlic breath...come ooooon, arm length plz.
5. Why do white people refuse to season their food?...taste like bark and earth.
6. Why do white people run their fingers through their hair backwards when they're frustrated?...what's that about? ......matter of fact...it looks like their doing the dougie, lol, peep it
7. Why do white people find it perfectly cool to hop in your conversation, and disregard hints to leave?...you get quiet for a long time, and they expand on the topic...maaan.
..LOL, im done...what you got son-son???
8. Why do white people have to investigate shit?....sometimes its juss betta left alone.
9. Why do white people talk so much?.....juss relax....sometimes shuttn the hell up is a good idea.
10. Why do white people have the best parties?....they go hard wit the alcohol....if u aint never been...prepare yaself...some crazy shit is gon happen.
11. Why do white people allwwayyyss get lost in some kinda ski trip..hiking expediton...huntn trip....juss something crazy?....why is the rest of the world constantly lookn 4 ya ass?
12. Why do white people always have crazy deaths?....bear mauling....cheetah attack.....sky divin accident....killed by a lawn mower...its always something ridiculous....I bet if u look on aol homepage right now!...there's some white person missin or dead n some freak accident.
13. Why do white people always try 2 get u n trouble?...yall love to tell on someone..or "alert the proper authorities"...ever heard of the sayn...snitches get stitches?
14. Why do white people with no rap experience always start they raps off n that old run dmc tone?...like..."my name is chris and im here to say"....please....quit it.
15. Why do white people say..." u wanna go"....or "u wanna piece of me"....when they wanna fight?.....ha-lar-re-us ...................................or, i had to add this fif, "you're dead meat"...lol, what?
16. Why do white people let they kids talk to them any way they want to?....let me even think about comin out ma mouth wrong...and thas it...I aint got no mouth 4 the day.
my white people!...it's all love!!!...blacks, latinos, asians...everybody!...we got you, don't worry :P
1. Why do white people take their precious time crossing the street?...enjoying the breeze, reflecting on life and what not.
2. Why do white people have the worst road rage?...with ammo ready if necessary.
3. Why do white people, well, the chicks, love dancing freaky with each other at the club?...and they be straight chicks too!...tried to get me once, kinda scary.
4. Why do white people find it perfectly ok to talk 0.5 inches in front of your face?...and they totally don't mind having coffee and/or garlic breath...come ooooon, arm length plz.
5. Why do white people refuse to season their food?...taste like bark and earth.
6. Why do white people run their fingers through their hair backwards when they're frustrated?...what's that about? ......matter of fact...it looks like their doing the dougie, lol, peep it
7. Why do white people find it perfectly cool to hop in your conversation, and disregard hints to leave?...you get quiet for a long time, and they expand on the topic...maaan.
..LOL, im done...what you got son-son???
8. Why do white people have to investigate shit?....sometimes its juss betta left alone.
9. Why do white people talk so much?.....juss relax....sometimes shuttn the hell up is a good idea.
10. Why do white people have the best parties?....they go hard wit the alcohol....if u aint never been...prepare yaself...some crazy shit is gon happen.
11. Why do white people allwwayyyss get lost in some kinda ski trip..hiking expediton...huntn trip....juss something crazy?....why is the rest of the world constantly lookn 4 ya ass?
12. Why do white people always have crazy deaths?....bear mauling....cheetah attack.....sky divin accident....killed by a lawn mower...its always something ridiculous....I bet if u look on aol homepage right now!...there's some white person missin or dead n some freak accident.
13. Why do white people always try 2 get u n trouble?...yall love to tell on someone..or "alert the proper authorities"...ever heard of the sayn...snitches get stitches?
14. Why do white people with no rap experience always start they raps off n that old run dmc tone?...like..."my name is chris and im here to say"....please....quit it.
15. Why do white people say..." u wanna go"....or "u wanna piece of me"....when they wanna fight?.....ha-lar-re-us ...................................or, i had to add this fif, "you're dead meat"...lol, what?
16. Why do white people let they kids talk to them any way they want to?....let me even think about comin out ma mouth wrong...and thas it...I aint got no mouth 4 the day.
my white people!...it's all love!!!...blacks, latinos, asians...everybody!...we got you, don't worry :P
3 comments:
I got one! Why do white people feel the entitlement to check on you at work?...they feel like they are on police patrol all the time making sure 'we blacks' are on the job. What is really crazy about this is when they are in a lower position than you...like the receptionist checking you....making sure you are in your office...not taking too long of a lunch break...I just look at her, laugh and be like, "Girl bye!"
lol @ saved girl. That is so true. Sometimes I give the side eye and they know it's time to get out because I see thru those antics, but when it's my boss, I have to play clueless and act like I'm happy to see him.
Y white people smell like that when they get caught in the rain?
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