1. Isn't it weird how u can go n2 a room filled wit shit....that u may have never even been n b4....but u kno where the wall plugs are
2. Isn't it weird ...how u can have ur back turned towards someone..or even have ur eyes closed....but somehow u feel their presense when they get real close 2 u
3. Isn't it stupid that u can b eatn some food usin ur hand...and u can actually bit the shit outa ur own finger
4. Isn't it scary when ur home alone...and the house is dark...and shit starts lookn like monsters..lol and ya grown ass actually thinks something could juss b in ur house...so u turn on lights for reassurance
5. Isn't it funny and u can wake up...do absolutely nothing allll day....and be tired as hell that night
6. Isn't it great that there is a snooze button on ur clock...but u gota press it 73 times b4 u actually get up
7. Isn't it funny how u can think of something u were bout to say...and juss as soon as u thought of it....u forgot..and it takes a mininum of 30mins to remember wha u were gonna say
8. Isn't it stupid that u will put lotion on ur arms and hands...then have 2 do something again wit water...so it kinda juss defeated the purpose of puttn lotion on ur hands n the first place
9. Isn't it funny that when ur late for work....u will walk n actn like u been there...avoidin as many people as possible
10. Isn't it funny how girls are always assessing other girls...sometimes even b4 they check out the guys
11. Isn't it funny how @ every job...there's that 1 lady....that alllllwaayyyysss talks about somethin...like she always has something 2 talk about...and its usually something u really don't even care about....knitin...her grandson...toothpaste...and she usually talks to u when u really don't feel like talkn.....she's the nicest lady n the world tho
12. Isn't it hilarious 2 u when someone is talkn to u...and they make a "joke"...and u gota do ur best fake laugh...then u turn around...and ur face has never been so serious
13. Isn't it great when u find money n ur pocket purse washer/dryer.....it always comes @ the best time
14. Isn't it horrible...when ur sleep...but u KNOW ur sleep...ur like...awake n ur head...and u try so hard 2 wake urself up...but it takes so much energy outa u...and u hope it doesn't happen again....now that I think about it...its like ur a prisoner n ur own head
15. Isn't it sad that u don't figure out that u drank too much alcohol until its too late
16. Isn't it the worse when u have 1 item without the other...like cereal no milk...meat...but no bread...burgers no buns.......and it usually when u don't feel like goin nowhere
17. Isn't it uncool...when u take a shower...and the steam fogs up the mirror...and u need 2 use the mirror...and u eitha have 2 wait for it to go away...or use ur hand to wipe it of...but it always leaves streaks on the mirror...damn u streaks!
18. Isn't it funny how a guy may not want u...but he don't want u to b wit noone else...wdf?
19. Isn't it wack...how sometimes when u go out wit a group of friends...and every1 is havin fun...cept that one person that u brought...and it makes u uncomfortable that they are being a party pooper
20. Isn't it weird how if u drink soda outa a can it takes forever....but if u pure it n a glass wit ice....it really doesn't last as long
21. Isn't it horrible when ur day @ work can last foooreevverrr (n ma sandlot voice lol if u remember that movie).....and its like u can't focus and u try 2 do work and the minutes are like hours....so u juss bs the wholleee day away
22. Isn't it funny how when ur n class...u have never been so sleepy in ur life....but when u leave the class...u have the most energy ever
23. Isn't it a requirement to procrastinate on all ur work n school?...especially papers and projects
24. Isn't it crazy how girls always take showers that r lava hot
25. Isn't it frustratin when ur comp is movin soooo slow....but I mean...only a couple years ago computers were movin slow and we had no problem wit it....remember aol 3.0...soon its gonna come 2 a point where if u click something and it does not instantly change....then u think u have a slow comp
26. Isn't it the best when ur sheets and blankets juss been cleaned and u juss took a shower ya bed feels the best
27. ....and isn't it always n the morning juss b4 work that ur bed feels like heaven.....but on a day u have no work...it doesn't feel all that special...its actually not even that comfortable at all
28. Isn't it funny that when someone calls u..and they kno who u are but u don't no who they are...soo u kinda juss talk to them and hope u recognize their voice or try 2 get them 2 give u clues who they are without directly askin em
29. Isn't it awkward when ur on the phone wit someone u juss met and noone is talkn...so there's that uncomfortable silence....u have never thought so hard n ur life to find something to talk about..."so wha u doin?"(even tho u just asked that question 5mins ago)
30. Isn't it embarrassing when ur stomach starts puttn on a show and makes all these noises....and its only when someone is around n dead silence
31. Isn't it the worse when someone u don't wanna talk to calls u from a different number....u knew u shouldn't have answered it
32. Isn't it a relief when ur n a room full of people...and someone is musty....and ur not sure if its u...so u gota smell yaself but its not u.........so u gota walk past every1 and sneak and smell them 2 see who it was
33.Isn't it funny that when u gota pee real bad...u can hold it for a certain amount of time....but the closer u get to the toilet...the more u think u can't hold it any more
34. Isn't it the moosssttt awkward situation...if u were havin sex....and u lose the condom lol...and no!..its not n ur immediate area.....someone has 2 turn n2 a gynecologist for like 6mins
Lol okok im done
2. Isn't it weird ...how u can have ur back turned towards someone..or even have ur eyes closed....but somehow u feel their presense when they get real close 2 u
3. Isn't it stupid that u can b eatn some food usin ur hand...and u can actually bit the shit outa ur own finger
4. Isn't it scary when ur home alone...and the house is dark...and shit starts lookn like monsters..lol and ya grown ass actually thinks something could juss b in ur house...so u turn on lights for reassurance
5. Isn't it funny and u can wake up...do absolutely nothing allll day....and be tired as hell that night
6. Isn't it great that there is a snooze button on ur clock...but u gota press it 73 times b4 u actually get up
7. Isn't it funny how u can think of something u were bout to say...and juss as soon as u thought of it....u forgot..and it takes a mininum of 30mins to remember wha u were gonna say
8. Isn't it stupid that u will put lotion on ur arms and hands...then have 2 do something again wit water...so it kinda juss defeated the purpose of puttn lotion on ur hands n the first place
9. Isn't it funny that when ur late for work....u will walk n actn like u been there...avoidin as many people as possible
10. Isn't it funny how girls are always assessing other girls...sometimes even b4 they check out the guys
11. Isn't it funny how @ every job...there's that 1 lady....that alllllwaayyyysss talks about somethin...like she always has something 2 talk about...and its usually something u really don't even care about....knitin...her grandson...toothpaste...and she usually talks to u when u really don't feel like talkn.....she's the nicest lady n the world tho
12. Isn't it hilarious 2 u when someone is talkn to u...and they make a "joke"...and u gota do ur best fake laugh...then u turn around...and ur face has never been so serious
13. Isn't it great when u find money n ur pocket purse washer/dryer.....it always comes @ the best time
14. Isn't it horrible...when ur sleep...but u KNOW ur sleep...ur like...awake n ur head...and u try so hard 2 wake urself up...but it takes so much energy outa u...and u hope it doesn't happen again....now that I think about it...its like ur a prisoner n ur own head
15. Isn't it sad that u don't figure out that u drank too much alcohol until its too late
16. Isn't it the worse when u have 1 item without the other...like cereal no milk...meat...but no bread...burgers no buns.......and it usually when u don't feel like goin nowhere
17. Isn't it uncool...when u take a shower...and the steam fogs up the mirror...and u need 2 use the mirror...and u eitha have 2 wait for it to go away...or use ur hand to wipe it of...but it always leaves streaks on the mirror...damn u streaks!
18. Isn't it funny how a guy may not want u...but he don't want u to b wit noone else...wdf?
19. Isn't it wack...how sometimes when u go out wit a group of friends...and every1 is havin fun...cept that one person that u brought...and it makes u uncomfortable that they are being a party pooper
20. Isn't it weird how if u drink soda outa a can it takes forever....but if u pure it n a glass wit ice....it really doesn't last as long
21. Isn't it horrible when ur day @ work can last foooreevverrr (n ma sandlot voice lol if u remember that movie).....and its like u can't focus and u try 2 do work and the minutes are like hours....so u juss bs the wholleee day away
22. Isn't it funny how when ur n class...u have never been so sleepy in ur life....but when u leave the class...u have the most energy ever
23. Isn't it a requirement to procrastinate on all ur work n school?...especially papers and projects
24. Isn't it crazy how girls always take showers that r lava hot
25. Isn't it frustratin when ur comp is movin soooo slow....but I mean...only a couple years ago computers were movin slow and we had no problem wit it....remember aol 3.0...soon its gonna come 2 a point where if u click something and it does not instantly change....then u think u have a slow comp
26. Isn't it the best when ur sheets and blankets juss been cleaned and u juss took a shower ya bed feels the best
27. ....and isn't it always n the morning juss b4 work that ur bed feels like heaven.....but on a day u have no work...it doesn't feel all that special...its actually not even that comfortable at all
28. Isn't it funny that when someone calls u..and they kno who u are but u don't no who they are...soo u kinda juss talk to them and hope u recognize their voice or try 2 get them 2 give u clues who they are without directly askin em
29. Isn't it awkward when ur on the phone wit someone u juss met and noone is talkn...so there's that uncomfortable silence....u have never thought so hard n ur life to find something to talk about..."so wha u doin?"(even tho u just asked that question 5mins ago)
30. Isn't it embarrassing when ur stomach starts puttn on a show and makes all these noises....and its only when someone is around n dead silence
31. Isn't it the worse when someone u don't wanna talk to calls u from a different number....u knew u shouldn't have answered it
32. Isn't it a relief when ur n a room full of people...and someone is musty....and ur not sure if its u...so u gota smell yaself but its not u.........so u gota walk past every1 and sneak and smell them 2 see who it was
33.Isn't it funny that when u gota pee real bad...u can hold it for a certain amount of time....but the closer u get to the toilet...the more u think u can't hold it any more
34. Isn't it the moosssttt awkward situation...if u were havin sex....and u lose the condom lol...and no!..its not n ur immediate area.....someone has 2 turn n2 a gynecologist for like 6mins
Lol okok im done
3 comments:
oooo, i got one , isnt it funny how you can lotion your whole body but in the end your hands, like between your fingers be ashy...that baffles me
LOL at all of these, I can't pick a fav one.
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